Sunday, April 17, 2011

HIGH SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL ("Pig Dog, I Miss You")

"spew a geyser of blood that I could projectile onto hot girls, saying "I HAVE AIDS!""

"tumorous/hernia-like protrusion in my sack"

"perennially blue-balled"

"stab me w/ a chisel in art class after ripping out half my hair"

"skin illuminated by a sickly greenness"

"'The Twin Parks Trio'"






"Negative Guest List"

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