"spew a geyser of blood that I could projectile onto hot girls, saying "I HAVE AIDS!""
"tumorous/hernia-like protrusion in my sack"
"perennially blue-balled"
"stab me w/ a chisel in art class after ripping out half my hair"
"skin illuminated by a sickly greenness"
"'The Twin Parks Trio'"
"Negative Guest List"
Check out this blog for some cool obscure Australian shit:
http://wallabybeat.blogspot.com/
